1. Gifts have been popping up in the mail! This is a positive thing :) First, I got one of
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...scientists turn to rubber ducks.

Thanks muchly to norda for the link.

Nothing will more rapidly restore the holiday spirit than the small gift of a rubber duckie on a key chain that also -- and this is the best part -- can be used as a weapon.

:: aims the duckie at holiday shoppers ::

I feel so much better now. Thanks, coldecho!

( The tragic tale of a rubber duckie. )

I thought this went without saying, but apparently not, so, for the record and for utter clarification, my public announcement:

I am content to live without knowing anything about the intimate sex lives of Marshmellow Peeps. Particularly, and this is important, the intimate lesbian bestiality sex lives of Marshmellow Peeps. And no, I am so not ( Read more... )

( Click only if you are brave enough to handle vibrating rubber duckies. )

So last night our class trooped in ready to learn more Fascinating Facts About Marine Viruses, this time from a kindly scientist who works at Miami-Dade County's Department of Environmental Resources Management. One might immediately assume that Miami-Dade, of all places, has little to tell anyone about how to manage environmental resources, ( Read more... )

Clearly, I did not find it in Identity.. But my hope for the human race has been salvaged by this ( Read more... )